Y Did the Chicken Cross the Road ...

Here is how various people respond when faced with this critically acclaimed question of this century ...
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road ?

MUSHARRAF
- The chicken did not cross the road. This is a complete fabrication. We do not even have a chicken. India has been pushing this matter over to us. We never made the chicken cross the road. It’s the Road that crossed under the chicken.

GEORGE W BUSH
- We don't care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either for us or against us. There is no middle ground. The guilty will be punished. America is a Free country and no one shall take away our freedom !!

MANMOHAN SINGH
- I don’t have any opinion on this as Soniajee is still sleeping on my bed ! Is My pagdi looking good ?

COLIN POWELL
- Now to the left of the screen, you can see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road. We have identified one chicken and the 16th Chicken Infantry Unit is in position to disarm this brazen act of disobedience.

TONY BLAIR
- I totally agree with George.

Brig. Raj Singhania (Commander of the 14th Rajput Rifles at Siachen)
- Today we shot down 2 Chickens crossing the road. Although we lost 16 jawans in the exercise and almost finished all our supplies of Ration and Ammunition, this exercise proves our alertness to any danger that befalls India's Borders. JAIN HIND .... !

My Great Grand Father
- In my days, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was it ! today's kids ...

Shobha De
- The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.

MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR
- I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.

Scott Mc Nealy (Sun CEO)
- eChicken2005 will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook - and Internet Explorer is an integral part of eChicken2005. The open source community has very warmly welcomed the release of the much awaited eChicken2005.

SUBHASH CHANDRA BOSE
- Tum Mujhe Chicken do - mein tumhein Cross karwaoonga .. !

P Chidambaram
- The Chicken symbolizes the need for India to 'Cross' this 'Road' into a G5 Nation. Indian Economy has benefited tremendously over the last 3 decades due to this chicken crossing the road. I believe the Chicken will help take India's foreign investments over the 10 Billion mark.

LALOO YADAV
- Humre Desss mein Chikanon ka yeee jo Haaal hai - Who sab ek PHAREB hai ... Junta kee aankh mein dhool jhoonkne kaa bahana hai ye sabb ! Bhaiinsss bhee to Roadua Cross kare hai ... uspe to Bhajpa nein kabhi ungalee nahin uthaeee!

ALBERT EINSTEIN
- Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken? If u look at the theory of crossing ...

BILL CLINTON
- What is your definition of chicken? Everyone can bend over and assume to cross the road. But does that REEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLY answer America's threat for independence?

THE BIBLE
- And God came down from heaven, and he said unto the chicken THOU SHALT CROSS THE ROAD. And the chicken didst cross the road, and there was rejoicing. Chicken was served ...

MALCOM MARSHALL
- Thees Chicken cud be waaaalllopped ova da Fence ba it Prefa to Cross the RAUD .. ! Smart Duckee ...

NANDAN NILEKANI
- The Chicken has emerged as one of the Strongest Players in the Road Crossing. Today Infosys is on a new road. Our Chickens are Crossing Roads all over. We see maximum potential in Agriculture and Manufacturing of Polyester yarns.

And lastly ... apnee Sonia Gandhi
- Humare is beautiful Desh mein aisee bemariyon ke karan iss chicken ko road cross karnee padee. Mein jaantee hoon kee aap sab ko kya chaheeye. Is desh mein 10 Years bitane ke baad, ab mujhe yakeen hai kee yahan ke logon ko chickenon ke baare mein padhne ke ilava koee kaam nahin !!