The Face Lift called DON

DON – The King Khan starrer Faran Aktar redo of the older Amitabh hit has only done bollywood proud. Firstly, it’s a rather difficult task to remake a movie. Secondly its even more difficult to remake a movie that has created a legend. Lastly its all the more difficult trying to pull off a movie that starred a very distinctive cast and featured undoubtedly the king of those times – the Big B himself.

Of course Farhan Aktar did the right thing by casting Shah Rukh in the movie. The second best thing he did was he didn’t mess around too much with the ‘Idea’ of DON. The underworld king, bad man was still carrying himself in that same pompous arrogant way as Mr.B used to and has the same panache about his killing as much as about his wooing the ladies. A true home grown bond, if I may say.

Not to compare, but given the circumstances, its quite natural but to compare the two colossal efforts. Amitabh gave a very serious and gentlemanly look to the character with a distinct voice and his tall physique. It was his aura as an individual that created that everlasting impression of DON in our minds.

The new DON – all slick and smooth, a.k.a King Khan, will leave an even deeper impression on your mind. Not that he isn’t gentlemanly enough, but given the fact that he has to portray such a great personality, only the khan don could have pulled it off. Not to get me wrong, maybe Aamir Khan is a better actor and he would have definitely acted out the part far better, but it’s the image of the REAL DON in the minds of the people that correlates to the REEL DON.

Farhan Aktar has made a visual spectacle with a very strong Hollywood feel. Right from the very first introduction of Priyanka Chopra in the Gym, trying to stretch herself and practice some confused sort of martial arts, till the very end where the shot from below focuses on the almost smoked cigarette DON is smoking waiting to board his chopper.

In any case, the movie has a brilliant feel to it and is a must watch. A brilliant performance by the actor himself and the sound and video guys.

New World Order – Move First or Die First

I just purchased the XBOX 360 from Microsoft. This is the story of what the Redwood giant is upto and why and how I for one totally believe they will be the eventual winners of this closely fought Game Console war.

Who are the contestants ?

For a start – Nintendo, a very old and recognized brand in this space. Sony, again coming with their exceptional brilliance with the PS series. And now MS, a software company totally not connected to gaming consoles in any way except ‘developing’ the games. We here will be talking about only the XBOX and the PS3. The XBOX Launched in India this Diwali and the PS3 is due out by April 2007.

MS with its standard DVD drive is betting the market will continue to use DVD’s as a standard format for Games and that will remain so for some time to come. Sony on the other hand has placed all its chips on a delayed launch of the PS3. The PS3 carries a BluRay drive which can only read BluRay disks. Nintendo is betting its Wi (pronounced as WE) on a more interactive controller. Wonderful concept, except that there is really no telling what the end customer will choose. In India though, the story will be very much based on price.

When the BluRay association okayed the concept, Sony lashed out and grabbed it. The idea was simple. Today’s games are Visually, ergonomically and tastefully getting better by the minute. Game developers are only looking for an excuse to make games with more detailed facial expressions, better sound, more enthralling graphics. So as the games continue to get only better, they simultaneously need more space. This space could be on the HDD or on your removable Disk like a DVD. Today’s standard DVD’s can store upto 8 GB of data. BluRay claims they will be able to store upto 50Gb of data on a single disk. So this can only mean game developers now have an open field to develop games that can consume more space.

When Sony accepted the BluRay technology, MS was left with little choice. But much to surprise of many, MS decided to stick to a regular DVD drive. The reason – many believe the reason was to get a market share from many emerging markets like India where the craze of Multiplayer gaming and spending money on such form of entertainment had still not taken wings. So MS betted on a lower end technology, hoping the cost advantage will get more units out of showrooms.

So where is the problem ?

There are already games that consume 4 DVDs! Imagine how irritating it is for a gamer who has to get up and continue to change disks. Priced at USD 300 and about INR 27K in India, the XBOX is sure as hell not cheap. But it’s still selling. Imagine when the delayed PS3 launches at an estimated price of INR 48K, god only knows how many people will be willing to purchase the unit just because they don’t want to get up in the middle of a game to change disks.

A Rose always has a thorn and so is the same with the XBOX. Although it may make more economic sense right now, should the BluRay pick up as a trend (most disruptive technologies take time to take off), it will be only Sony that will emerge as the true winner. Game developers today aren’t investing on BluRay and definitely aren’t going to develop games just cause BluRay is awesome. They need to see the market shifting towards its acceptance.

Just launched in Japan, the PS3 has only 4 games to its credit today. This means that if I buy a PS3 today, I only get 4 possible games to play. I don’t know how long I will have to wait before another game is launched. On the other hand, one year old, the XBOX gives me more than 300 game titles to play, although not all of them are available in India. Not only that, I also get more than 2 Million Gamers worldwide on the XBOX LIVE.

So you see, it’s not only the early launch of the XBOX in India that may work up MS revenues but also the fact that the software giant may be very accurately estimating a true Indian’s appetite for technology.

Amchee Country - Bharat Mahan

Blogging after quite some time now. This is an old piece I wrote immediately after the Bombay blasts. Uploading it just now.

On my trip to Hyderabad recently – I happened to catch some TV just before boarding the flight. What was on - sort of amused me. I wouldn’t say it was shocking – but definitely interesting enough for me to share some pearls of wisdom.

The show was being telecast on a very popular news channel, being hosted by an even more famous television personality and of course – watched by multiple people from across fields of interest and excellence – some of whom were there for the food, some hoped to network with those more prominent than them, and lastly were the ones that seemed to have just lost their way and stuck around cause dinner was being served !

Anyways – back to the show. The show was about the tragedy that struck Mumbai last month and not to forget the one that started it all - 13 years back. Ironically, Mumbai didn’t react like the last time, and neither did the media. So the show was about how people lost their lives and how many people cannot trust the local police, blah blah and BLAH !

If I may be allowed to run my thought machine here – I would actually like to commend the intelligent individual who happened to think of this brilliant show. You see, when people die – they DIE. That’s it. Kaput. Its over. But then there are some individuals who say ‘hey – they are dead. Why don’t I make some money off it!’

So the best is to have a show – invite personalities, generate money for sponsorhip, have a large following of media, make noise and then give off some of it to those who are actually the ones this is all being done for.

I will try not to let my vulnerability be of any influence here, but the point of the matter is, we Indians take great pride in talking about our problems. In fact we love it so much that we have politicians, sportsmen, and now Actresses (read the SENsible Sushmita), all queing up outside a publisher’s house hoping for some piece of the rich fat creamy pie.

On the other hand – I was watching this movie called OMKARA – a brilliant depiction of the local milieu in UP and Bihar, where the lord is the still the one with the land. And women are best in the bed or taking care of the children. The frighteningly realistic portrayal of the life out there did multiple cerebral damages to my peer, but made me think of only one thing.

We are de facto selfish and no matter what we do, what we eat, what we wear, whom we love and whom we hate, there HAS to be a selfish reason behind it. I don’t necessarily think it’s a bad thing. But it’s what has resulted in us getting to a point where I see a show hosted by a celebrity, being watched and attended by celebrities, approached and paid for by celebrities and rich, and in the end of it – the charitable sum that was raised was of Rs.20 lakhs. That’s about USD 50,000 !

All this hype and all this hypocrisy may never make us a nation like Israel. They killed 20 children in Palestine and their public spokesperson said ‘We’re very sorry – at a height of 20,000 ft., from where the bombs were dropped, it looked like they were adults. We were surprised why some of them were carrying dolls, but we thought it was a terrorist custom’

You see, the Jews in Israel have had it enough for them to make such public demonstrations of their hate. They are surrounded by Christian hating people – yet they survive. They are now instilling the fear in the Arabs by killing their children. It may not be pretty, it may not be helping, but it’s surely doing its job of protecting the country’s identity and interests. Come to think of it – could we as a nation of more than a billion, come to understand the logic behind this?

The Strength within

In my professional career I get to interact with companies across the globe and in recent times I have been talking to an Israeli company. How does that have anything to do with this blog? You’ll see …

In the wake of the serial attacks by Israel on Lebanon, I sent an email to this company’s VP of Sales. She is about 40 – has 2 kids. One in College and the other in School. I was a rather concerned about the situation and more so because they are situated in the northern part of the country. I sent out my wishes and was sorry for the situation.

She sent me an email back with the following lines: “Thanks you for your concern, as I live in the northern part of Israel, we got used during the last week to get in our secured shelter every now and then. Other than that we (the Israeli people) feel we want them out of our lives, and if we need to bare the bombings another few weeks, we will.”

I was rather taken aback. For a mother of 2 kids to make a statement like so says a lot about the country and its attitude.

Last week our beloved Mumbai saw bombs planted in local trains to have 200 people dead and more than 700 injured. People were calling all over to see how their loved ones and business associates are. There was a lot of concern and lot of love and care. But what was missing was the anger. The anger I am talking about isn’t the one to get vocal on the streets or on sending our letters to editorials and publications describing the general apathy towards the Indian attitude towards our neighbor. This anger gets you to do something. Like when you are losing to an opponent in a game of soccer. You huddle together and say – ‘Guys – this is enough. Let’s just go kill them. This is OUR game. This is OUR Victory’. We are de facto a soft country and it reflects in our ability to take strong actions.

The only people making noise about the Israel attacks are the Americans. Quite naturally – their interests are affected. But you don’t see Israel newspapers crying over what has been done. They are over it. They are now in a mode to get things DONE. They want to take actions and settle things.

The FLIP side:

It seems easy to just take a call and mobilize the Indian Army and the Air force against a country like Pakistan. It’s not a very difficult thing to do. All a prime minister needs to do is declare war. All the 3 chiefs are mobilized and top down the aggression starts to flow. But the strange part of it isn’t that we cannot do it. The strange part is that we intrinsically do not believe that this is the best action. When a country like Bangladesh, butchered 16 of our BSF Soldiers, there was nothing but dialogue that took place.

Why do we as Indians take pride in our patience? Why are we not people our neighbors are afraid of? Are we weak? Or are we just following our bapu’s long established philosophy of non violence. Is Violence a solution to aggression?

We are Indians. Undoubtedly the most talked about country in the world today. We are already the largest democracy. The day we become the richest, we will rule the world. It’s inevitable. The time isn’t very far when Indians will become the center of technical, art, scientific, social, advancements. We will be the hub of all what Free America takes pride in today.

And THIS is the reason why we shouldn’t be short sighted. Consider this – is it a possibility that the American sleuths planted these bombs on the Mumbai locals to instigate the Indians population against Pakistan. Is it a possibility that all tensions between India and its neighbors is due to Mr. Bush playing dirty. Why would it be? Simple – to demolish a growing force. Lions kill their male cubs when they are helpless. It’s an old saying – kill a creeper when its young else it will break through your wall.

All said and done – its imperative that the Indian population realizes that we need to be serious about taking harsh decisions. If you put ur hand in mud, its only your hand that get dirty – not the mud.

Although having said that – I do understand that its time to take some serious stand. We need to probably make some things rather clear with our neighbors – not only the ones who share boundaries – but also the ones who share interests.

Worth A Read ...

I havent been able to trace the singer of this song and i remember pieces of it - so just play along ...

Here it goes -

" I had the finest woman any man could hope to find,
the faith and trust had seen us through so many troubled times
my friends were full of envy as she treated me like a king
but i took her love for granted and i lost everything

I called to say i was working late, she'd always understand
that was my excuse i'd use when i had other plans
came home one night by myself and somehow knew
this was just a taste of what she was going through

I gave a little and i lost a lot
Holding on to someone i no longer got
i was fooling around with the second best and i had to ...... the .... (forgot the words)
and i wound up giving a little and i lost a lot ...."

Oh what Josh ...

Its one of those days when i reach office and something i read/see surges emotions in me. Its what the doctors call 'Apoplexy'. This is when the oxygen stops going to your brain and you get this surge of unconciousness that stays with you for quite sometime.

I just saw this news webcast on ABC news. It was about India Rising. One of the revered icons of the alphabet in this century - Thomas Friedman has already expressed his most gratifying thoughts on how China and India can take on the western world.

China has the advantage on one end of the spectrum - manufaturing. Today they arent in a position to solidify any other industry. Not only that as India gets richer - china will get older. There are 700 MILLION indians below the age of 35. Thats 2 and a Half times the US population itself. Imagine the sheer SIZE of intellectual capital we have. As another professor puts it - India is on the verge of a revolution. It is starting from the 15 year olds who are eating at Mc Donalds, Drinking Coke, watching the Simpsons and listening to Bon Jovi. India is like a bottle of shampagne that has been shaken for the last 50 years. Now the cork is about to pop. Do you want to be in the way of that cork? You'd rather be behind the bottle.

We are blamed for corrupt politicians, a failing infrastructure, poverty everywhere, Corrupt systems and most of all - insolvent governments. But inspite of all that - we are growing.

50 years of pent up frustration and hopes. so much of ambition. This is the time India is rising. Now the next 50 years have been clearly marked out for us. Its our time now.

Why women don’t curse

It’s a long foregone conclusion that women don’t curse. And a man who doesn’t curse is assumed to be closer to his woman counterpart. In fact a woman seen cursing is assumed to be uncouth whereas a man cursing is considered banal. With equality of the sexes clearly settling down as a major event of the last century , this has been much away from the regular.

Its more to do with the human psyche – or to put it more bluntly – the male brain. Since childhood, boys are aggressive and pushy. In fact mostly you would find boys who aren’t pushy enough ending up in showbusiness.

But the remarkable aspect of the sex difference goes beyond this simple irony. If you have seen a tom boy gal who has spent a lot of time with her guy friends – you would be surprise to see her use the 4 letter word once a while. On the other hand a guy who spends a lot of time with the girls (call them MIRLS), wouldn’t use swearing as a display of his authority. So in logical conclusion, it’s the peer that makes all the difference. In fact as men age – they get gray hair. But as women age – they only get older.

So in defense of my sex – cursing is a way of nature to make us superior. Without it any manly duel is incomplete and any old friend get together just doesn’t make sense !

Mocking death …

Its been a long and difficult year for the chickens. In my earlier post I mentioned the answers to the critically acclaimed question of the century – Why did the chicken cross the road.

This time things have been different. With more than a Million birds being killed in MH alone, the future of the egg seems bleak. Not to mention the future of the chicken itself. Its like war – people have taken up their arms against the entire species. Many die heroically – facing their deaths with a chuckle, while others are killed in their sleep. Many a bird must have lost its sleep over this avian fly running across the world.

Last week saw the flu hit a suspect in MH. Before the birds knew what happened, their nemesis, dressed in white coats and face masked downed on them like superman does on his villains.

But there is a slight economic angle to it as well. Assume you bought like 2000 birds last month and hoped to make profit. Now that the flu is around – you are left with 2 options – either to wipe off the stock and suffer a loss or somehow hide the birds and when the scare is over, and bird prices hit the roof – start selling them. The basic instinct of any man is to help himself. In this case the lesser of the 2 evils – the bird flu will let the greater evil - man , be the cause of his day of reckoning.

As the terminator says – Asta Lavista ….. BABY !

Food for thought or thoughts for food …

Here we are back with our senior folks trying to answer yet another ridiculous question that neither tests their aptitude nor their appetite. May help them get better bowel movements though …

Q – Who came first - the chicken or the egg
George W Bush – This is not of importance to America. Today American kids are doing drugs and the military is a hogwash. I have seen many presidents come and go before me but none have ever been faced with such drastic changes in the American culture.

Tiger Woods – the previous question wasn’t taken seriously enough. I think the golf ball was the first to come. Since it couldn’t go into any hole in one – the chicken decided to lay an egg.

Jessica parker – whatever gets into my bed , under the covers fastest – would come first. If I come first … good for me !

Abdul Kalam – the children of this great nation are homeless and hungry. I have all reason to believe the egg came first. Although after reading my books, which no one understands, I can change my opinion.

Pramod haque – Norwest Capital shall invest $5 Billion in the next 400 years in developing a technology that will solve such irrelevant queries. Although I don’t see much sense in purchasing 25% of PSPL – I do see tremendous growth in technologies that go into solving such minor queries.

Abu Salem – Why don’t you ask Salman Khan

Salman Khan – Why don’t you ask Saif Ali khan

Saif Ali kha – what ?

John Abraham – can I get to do a more stupid movie. Hey – what if we make a movie called chicken n Egg – the true story. Will RGV produce it if I give him a job ?

Vivek Oberoi – can I answer that question please ?

Abhishek Bacchan – I think Aish is the prettiest lady on this planet. I mean – she and I have a very open relationship. I sleep with 6 different women thoughout the week. And she sleeps with 243 different things in a week. I have seen her in bed with a cow and a horse. The horse was doing the cow from behind and Aish was cheering on.

Vijaya Mallaya – Whatever man … get me some water with this whiskey ! is my learjet here?

NRN – I shall leave this Egg and the Chicken and settle down in timbuctoo. At least the weather there is better. Not to mention the traffic and the road. Hey – why don’t we set up a Infy development center with a seating capacity of 5 Million ? we can make each engineer sit on another one’s lap – just like chickens do when they are mating.

Rahul Bajaj – has anyone seen my Wharton degree? I think the chicken ate it !

Aamir Khan – Mera rang de basanti Chola …

Steve Jobs – Does the chicken know how much money I have ?

New Year ... Happy Happy !!

Hey all,
Coming here after a long time.
Feels good ….

Last month saw me getting engaged to my loved one. We are finally on our way and as someone rightly puts it – we are the champions. It isn’t easy maintaining a relationship and definitely not so when you are 1500 miles apart. But we have fought our battles and on 5th Feb 2006, me and my to-be-wife took our first step towards a married life.

Just yesterday lying in my bed – I was wondering how life takes turns and you cant see whats left behind. A few months back I was running around and trying to make my ends meet. Today I have a responsibility that many refer to as an EXTRA. But thankfully for me she has been more than a support. I perhaps don’t tell her this to often enough.

Things change …. As they say. I believe …. As I say.

Thinking of taking a small break. Offlate I have become pretty philosophical and tend to belt out my philosophy at any given (or not given) time and place. Its strange – now I understand why most philosophers are such loners !! Time flies by. I have to get things done. Today isn’t the best day to share my thoughts. May be tomm.

Heard a great song the other day – posting its lyrics. Try to make sense….

Tommy’s daddy kept a six pack in the fridge
We thought we were old enough to do what daddy’s did.
It didn’t take us long to go from drunk to really sick
When I walked in my house I stumbled just a bit.
You play it cool but its no use,
Dad aint no fool and that’s the truth
Chewing gum won’t cover up that smell
You can’t hide one single thought
If you try you’ll just get caught
When somebody knows you that well.

We lost daddy in 1999 I took care of everybody’s pain, except for mine,
Then one night my wife took my face in her hands
She said, “I think its time you cry for your old man.”
You play it cool but its no use
She aint no fool and that’s the truth and
my tear drops finally fell,
You can’t hide one single thought
If you try you’ll just get caught
When somebody knows you that well.

I could probably do more to help my fellow man,
But life gets busy and I hope God understands
Someday when I get time, I’ll do more than my share,
Funny how I’m thinkin’ it sittin’ in my easy chair,
You play it cool but its no use,
God aint no fool and that’s the truth,
And he won’t let you fool yourself,
You can’t hide one single thought,
If you try you’ll just get caught

When somebody knows you that well.

I am innocent ...

This is an incident from school. Class XIIth to be precise...

 

So it rains in Pune and it rains bad! We had a lecture off and we were all full of energy at 9 in the morning. Our class overlooked a road along our school and we see this babe walking – getting drenched.

 

With physically appealing assets, the lady was of course a pleasure to watch.

 

About 10 mins later, I see this lady charging into our class and grabbing me – the poor boy who was expecting a chalk delivered to him by an ace bowler so he could whack it away using the roll of his chemistry class book. The cricket was stopped and the fuming lady caught me by my collar and dragged me out. It was all too fast.

 

It was only later I figured out that the XII arts guys were hooting and booing at her all along and if that wasn’t enough – some one showed her his attractive middle finger and voiced his ‘aatee kya’ in a very promiscuous manner.

 

Because she could not see the guy clearly – all she saw was some guy with specs – I, the poor cricket loving soul became the victim.