Food for thought or thoughts for food …

Here we are back with our senior folks trying to answer yet another ridiculous question that neither tests their aptitude nor their appetite. May help them get better bowel movements though …

Q – Who came first - the chicken or the egg
George W Bush – This is not of importance to America. Today American kids are doing drugs and the military is a hogwash. I have seen many presidents come and go before me but none have ever been faced with such drastic changes in the American culture.

Tiger Woods – the previous question wasn’t taken seriously enough. I think the golf ball was the first to come. Since it couldn’t go into any hole in one – the chicken decided to lay an egg.

Jessica parker – whatever gets into my bed , under the covers fastest – would come first. If I come first … good for me !

Abdul Kalam – the children of this great nation are homeless and hungry. I have all reason to believe the egg came first. Although after reading my books, which no one understands, I can change my opinion.

Pramod haque – Norwest Capital shall invest $5 Billion in the next 400 years in developing a technology that will solve such irrelevant queries. Although I don’t see much sense in purchasing 25% of PSPL – I do see tremendous growth in technologies that go into solving such minor queries.

Abu Salem – Why don’t you ask Salman Khan

Salman Khan – Why don’t you ask Saif Ali khan

Saif Ali kha – what ?

John Abraham – can I get to do a more stupid movie. Hey – what if we make a movie called chicken n Egg – the true story. Will RGV produce it if I give him a job ?

Vivek Oberoi – can I answer that question please ?

Abhishek Bacchan – I think Aish is the prettiest lady on this planet. I mean – she and I have a very open relationship. I sleep with 6 different women thoughout the week. And she sleeps with 243 different things in a week. I have seen her in bed with a cow and a horse. The horse was doing the cow from behind and Aish was cheering on.

Vijaya Mallaya – Whatever man … get me some water with this whiskey ! is my learjet here?

NRN – I shall leave this Egg and the Chicken and settle down in timbuctoo. At least the weather there is better. Not to mention the traffic and the road. Hey – why don’t we set up a Infy development center with a seating capacity of 5 Million ? we can make each engineer sit on another one’s lap – just like chickens do when they are mating.

Rahul Bajaj – has anyone seen my Wharton degree? I think the chicken ate it !

Aamir Khan – Mera rang de basanti Chola …

Steve Jobs – Does the chicken know how much money I have ?