September 16, 2005

Sleeping with your wife !


How bad is it really to sleep with your wife...... sorry - i shud have introduced the second line first -
If you are not married - how bad is it to sleep with your wife ?

Okay - now there are TONS of perm coms happening in ur brain .... 'not married' , 'wife' - baat palle to padee - but u dont wanna admit it .. u need me to clarify - ahemm...
Scene is simple - u are in a relationship. of course with the opposite sex.( guys - this is serious - first read the whole thing ... )
the girl loves boy - boy loves girl ... falana falana ....
So they decide to stay together - BOSS ... this is unsafe territory .. i mean proximity at such close quarters can lead to .... well simply put - SEX ! hmmm ....
gets me thinking ... so they have SEX ... well so ...? they use protection all right, i mean itna to maa baap ne sikhaya hee hai ! aur agar nahin sikhaya to Engineering to definitely sikha degeee !!!
is SEX all about the 'physical act' itself or does it have an emotional angle to it. If you KNOW and BELIEVE you are gonna marry a particular girl ... wats wrong in getting involved physically ? i mean marriage ke baad to karna hee hai na .... acha hai .. practice ho jayegee ... ;)
well - wat do u girls say (if there are any reading this .... i doubt )
Do u think you are okay getting physically involved with someone with whom you plan to get married and settled with.

u see...i saw SALAAAAAAAAAAAAM NAMASTE (thats how preity says it!) yesteday - n i was wondering is it really fair for a girl to suddenly want to get married just cause she is pregnant. I mean i remember Jugal Hansraj saying Saif is a coward ... hmmmm well i think the deal was very clear from the start - they werent planning to get married - y marriage ? Seems to me Marriage is a License to have sex ! well .. i mean that is the biggest incentive for guys in India to get married... what do my bachelor friends say ??

September 15, 2005

Kabhi Kabhi ....


Kabhi Kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai - kee mein bhi ek bangle aur Car ka maalik ban jaoon...
par mein jaanta hoo kee yeh car, yeh bangla, yeh paisa aur shauhrat.....
yaheen hai ................ bas yaheen kaheen hai !

I guess if someone tells u 'I'm not doing this for the money' - then either he is Shitting or he is lying. There are no two ways about it. Its all about money - u are either making it, losing it, or wondering wat it'll be like if u ACTUALLY make it !

Dekho bhai - paisa jo cheez hai na - badee kharaab cheez hai. Isse tum 'Sab kuch' khareed sakte ho. Mein sirf itna jaanna chahata hoon kee paise se aadmee khareed to sab kuch sakta hai - parantu (mind the local dialect ... ) kya woh pranee khush reh sakega ?

Meee keeta - WHY NOTTT ! i mean lets face it ... why the hell are u in Engineering, medicine, business, ur classroom, garden or wherever u are right now. If you are at a place where u are not makign any money - GET OUT and get quickly to a place where you CAN make money ...

Well all this may make me sound like a guy who will marry a 100 Dollar note ! well ... close but not close enough ! Money is important but would u kill ur best friend for a BILLION dollars. I dont want to sound senti (u probably get enough senti stuff in ur email) - but money is best when its inside your pocket. Your life is best when its OUT THERE ....

The Big Idea

The Big Idea - ? Wats that ?? … can u please repeat .… !

The whole fuss for some is the IDEA that can generate the moolah, the whole fuss for others is the sheer ability to ‘Gamble’ with what they have against what they want.

Some people assume Entrepreneurship is only about making money. Probably that’s the shortest way to the pit. Of course money is important – but the prelude to money is the ability to generate something of VALUE. As Larry Ellison puts it – ‘No matter what u make and What u do – how many lives it alters is what finally matters’.

Well enough of senti – mentality ! This aint wats gonna assure u of ur Mercedes ! So wats the reason for u to be here… reading this nonsense.. ?

The idea behind someone starting what they call so admirably a ‘Venture’ isn’t about whether he wants to be a millionaire or a Billionaire. A venture in the Entrepreneur’s perspective is as much of a job and as much of a challenge as his best friend working as a Chief Software Architect for Microsoft! He believes his IDEA or his Product or service has value and people are willing to ‘Trade’ for it. Most often than not the receivables in this transaction is money – the driving force. But there are some who are not in this for the money! Strange ? no not really.. if u happen to visit one of the small villages of Gujrat u will find some 23 year olds developing Electronic equipment to enable the Farmers to harvest electricity out of the Drainage water…! Seems strange as to where the MONEY is…. That’s the point – its not about the money – the ‘intention’ – is to help the Farmer sustain in his troubled times. Wats in it for the ENTREPRENEUR - u may ask!

Entrepreneurs in India are dealt with much carp and condemnation. It is assumed the person in question is not worth any other activity and hence has ‘Started his own Business’ as they so politely discuss among peers. I had a chance to see the top 100 Brands in India. In our over 60 Years of Political Independence – we have not managed to make ONE brand in this list. Yes – but our kids have helped IBM and GE reach the top…. Doesn’t it make u proud to be an India – all over again!

Let’s save what needs to be done to make India produce a top 100 brand for another Blog. As of now this is about whats the FUSS about.... will save my commets for later. sab bakwas hai - as some of u who read this will know ... DO RUPAYE KEE HAWA !!